pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

distraction:

why did all the good cartoons have to be canceled

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ultrafacts:

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photographyofdavidhanjani:

Metropolitan Blood Flow. Photos & Gif By David Hanjani
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via departured)

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via nostalgic-being)

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via highasshizzleunicorn)

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dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i’m so sorry i wrote “fuck me right here” with an arrow pointing to your ass

on your back

with sunscreen

(via pizza)

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jessicaandhearts:

purifiant:

zebeau:

cailin russo

she’s everything I want to be in life


She’s perfection
cute-overload:

Here’s a picture of a bunny going shopping!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com